Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Game Three - Ominous Tidings

Even as the pre-game throw around began there was an ominous feeling descending upon your beloved Infusionsoft football team. Passes were being dropped, balls were being hiked over heads and the quarterback was making erratic throws. The machine that is Infusionsoft was malfunctioning and their only hope was that they could pull it together before the game. Infusion was matching itself up against the ASU Cardinals, a team that was 1-1.
Infusion took the field on offense first and threw deep, ball missed, second play went deep to the other side, ball dropped. Would anyone come to the poor QB’s rescue? Yes, like a gilded miniature stallion of amazingness Corban catches a 10 yard pass and scrambles his way up the sideline, taking it to the house for a touchdown….. Hearts were lightened… Maybe the pre-game problems were just an aberration. But then the QB miss-fired on the extra point and Infusionsoft came away empty handed for the extra point. The score 6-0.
The Cardinals take the field and even though we had a stallion they had a Clydesdale of amazingness. The Cardinals beefy left tackle caught passes, juked Jarrod out of his shorts and scored twice to provide them with their offensive fire power.
Infusionsoft matched their touchdown intensity with a beautiful post pattern run by Adam the Centaur Daniels for a touchdown, but it was all for naught. On the last play of the game the QB threw deep but misjudged the throw and was picked off to end the game. Because Infusionsoft could not convert on its extra points and The Cardinals stole away a victory 13-12.

1 comment:

  1. even though our performance was not great this game, your literary interpretation was magnificent yet again!

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