Game 1 VS. Warriors

In the inaugural game of the mighty Infusionsoft Football team, Infusionsoft took the field… and brought home a victory, 14-0.

Game Re-cap:

The dust was hanging low, hovering over the dark brown grid iron, barely allowing the stadium lights to peek through the haze. Infusionsoft, 18 strong, took the field in our red and white uniforms with matching black shorts.. truly a sight to behold, but Infusionsoft wasn’t just fashionable…. they were also deadly, they were fashionably deadly.

Infusionsoft won the coin toss and elected to start on offense. First play of the game Cheyne Nelson caught a 60 yard bomb to take the high flying Infusionsoft, to the opposition’s 5 yard line. A few plays later Infusionsoft punched it in and took a 6 point lead. Infusionsoft decided to go for a two point conversion and in ran the conversion specialist Nate Bloom. Like a mighty tree among tumble weeds, he stood tall in the corner of the endzone and with his out stretched arms caught the pass to add 2 points and take the lead to 8.

Now for those of you taking heart medication or become frightened easily, I would caution you to not read further.. as Infusionsoft’s mighty defense rolled onto the field. Like a red blanket of doom, the defense completely shut down the opposition. Infusionsoft sacked the quarterback 3 times, with Cory Hodnett, Dallin Chase and Graham Nelson getting sacks. Jimmy Frost and Corey Thomas swallowed up the middle of the field like an angry swarm of Africanized bees. Michael Hobbs, Cory Snyder, Corban Tenney, Adam Daniels, Jordan Hall, Jarrod Kimball and Brian Luckey were our defensive specialists that swatted passes, rushed the quarterback and made grown men cry. Then like a pair of defensive handcuffs, Dustin Lunt and Jarrod Morris locked up their receivers and prevented then from making any headway. Twice Infusionsoft’s defense stopped the opposition on the goal line and for a time, it seemed that the ‘85 Bears had been resurrected in red and played for Infusionsoft. It was truly a sight to behold.